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Mardy Bum T-Shirt: Arctic Monkeys Inspired Sheffield Dialect Design
Product Details
Proper Sheffield, and a bit mardy with it.
Mardy is Sheffield and South Yorkshire dialect for sulky, moody or easily put out. Most of us were called a mardy bum by our mums before we could spell it. Then some lads from High Green put it in a song, and the whole world learned to say it too.
Our Arctic Monkeys inspired Mardy Bum t-shirt celebrates the Sheffield word they made famous, in hand-drawn 70s-style lettering on 100% organic cotton. A Sheffield favourite, back in ten colourways; soft pastels, warm tones, everyday neutrals and two for the football faithful. Navy lettering on the lighter shirts, warm cream on the darker ones. A proper Sheffield gift for fans, exiles and anyone who's ever been told to stop being mardy.
Made from 180gsm organic ring-spun combed cotton; heavier and more substantial than your average tee. The iconic Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 in a medium unisex fit. Printed using vegan inks for a soft-feel, durable finish that gets better with every wash.
Natural Raw is completely undyed — it shows the true colour of the cotton plant, with natural specks and subtle texture variation. No two are exactly alike.
An exclusive Sheffield Forum Shop design — you won't find this anywhere else.
The details
- 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 180gsm
- Medium unisex fit — true to size; size up for a more relaxed look
- Set-in sleeves
- 1×1 rib at neck collar
- Inside back neck tape in self-fabric
- Twin needle topstitch at sleeve cuff and hem
- Sizes: S–3XL across all colours; 4XL and 5XL in selected colours
Washing Machine wash at 30°C, inside out. Do not tumble dry. Cool iron inside out. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
Available colours Natural Raw, White, Cotton Pink, Blue Soul, Ochre, Stargazer, Glazed Green, Black, Red, Worker Blue.
Red is perfect for the Blades faithful.
Worker Blue is perfect for the Owls faithful.
An independent Sheffield design celebrating local dialect. Not official Arctic Monkeys merchandise, and not affiliated with or endorsed by the band.
This product is printed to order in the UK especially for you. Please allow up to 5 working days for production before your order is dispatched via your chosen shipping method. You'll receive a dispatch notification with tracking information as soon as it's on its way.
Care & Maintenance
Care instructions vary by product type and are listed on each product page.
For printed apparel:
- Machine wash at 30°C or below, inside out with similar colours
- Do not tumble dry — hang or lay flat to dry
- Do not iron directly on the print — iron inside out only
- Do not dry clean or bleach
For mugs and drinkware: dishwasher safe on the top rack, though hand washing will extend the life of the print.
For art prints and framed prints: keep out of direct sunlight to preserve colours. Wipe frames with a dry cloth only.
Size & Fit
Our t-shirts are a medium unisex fit on 100% organic ringspun combed cotton. Well-structured and clean — not boxy, not fitted. The fabric softens slightly after the first few washes.
True to size for a regular fit. Size up one for an oversized look.
View the full Size Guides.